Midnight Mass by Sierra Simone
Is it hot in here because it is really hot in here.
Yes I know its winter but I'm sweating like a whore in church.
Why are my glasses all fogged up?
And why are my pants wet?
And why am I sexually assaulting my husband???
Oh I'll tell you why, it's because FATHER BELL is back and he is not leaving anyone disappointed, especially me!!! And I forgot to wear my #shamwowpanties so that's why my undies are soaked.
Yes, this book is volcanically erotic.
But that's not all it is.
Midnight Mass is also magnificently written. Flawless even.
"Of all the ghosts that haunt me, it is the priest who stays the closest, who dogs my steps from dawn until dusk. It's the priest who reminds me of my sins, of everything I've left behind, of every part of secular life that is flat and colorless and petty. It is the priest who tells me to be afraid of being punished. Like I'm not already afraid. But I never expected my punishment to come so soon."
"I cultivate guilt the way a farmer cultivates land. Long furrows of regret here, heaped mounds of shame there. I weed away the excuses and the rationalizations, I water the sprouts of self-loathing with more self-loathing, I harvest it all and store it away - silos of contrition and self-condemnation and the knowledge I can't ever atone for all the things I've done wrong.
The sister I didn't save.
The vocation I abandoned.
The wife I'm neglecting."
Sierra Simone is once again absolutely brilliant with this book!! I was so worried that I would be disappointed as I have with so many other "book two's", but not only did she go beyond my expectations, she has valiantly fought and won a place as one of my "go to authors".
My list of "go to authors" is not a long list, but Sierra Simone just made that short list of mine, one name longer from her books, Priest and now Midnight Mass.
Midnight Mass made me literally "ACHE" from its nuclear hot scenes.
I. ACHED. LIKE. A. CAT. IN. HEAT.
You must get this series and make sure you are wearing your overnight pad or SHAMWOW panties because you will need them!!!!
Blue's Book Reviews gives Midnight Mass
FIVE VOLCANICALLY EROTIC WET MOP CLEAN UP ON ISLE SIX, SEVEN AND EIGHT STARS!!!
Click it. Lick it. Own it. NOW.
Priest (Book 1)
http://amzn.to/1IpxY58
Midnight Mass (Book 2)
http://amzn.to/1IpxrA0
I write and cry in secret. I laugh in public. I have hundreds of imaginary Facebook friends called BIFF's. We wear cat ears and say DAFUQ a lot. I sat in EL James' lap while wearing my pajamas. I panhandle for spare change in a parking garage while loading luggage for the affluent. I'm a humorist and storyteller. I tell social media about the things my husband says when I probably shouldn't but he's really quite funny. I love Jesus but I cuss a little.
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Friday, December 4, 2015
Thursday, October 22, 2015
Blue's Book Reviews PRIEST by Sierra Simone
Blue’s Book Reviews
PRIEST by Sierra Simone
PRIEST by Sierra Simone
I have to be completely honest here, I was terrified to read this book. I mean, I’m a Born Again Christian that cusses a little and reads smutty romance books. So there are some boundaries that I do have and any Christian should have some set boundaries that they will not cross. But after seeing post after post after post about Priest, my curiosity got the best of me. If things got really weird, I’d just stop reading it and move on to my next book.
But ohhhhhh boy. Things definitely got something, but “weird” wasn’t ever the word that came to mind!!!
Sierra Simone did a phenomenal job with this book and when I tell you that you better invest in some SHAMWOW PANTIES, THEN GET YOUR BUTT ON EBAY AND BUY SOME SHAMWOW PANTIES, or just wear an overnight pad while reading Priest because DAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM.
You know, even the best God loving couples should have a great and freaky sex life, and I felt that this book really had a great balance of hot sex, the internal struggle within a Christian to do the right things, love God and to know just how far to let our urges take us.
“Both of us just stared down at it, this impossible sight: me inside of her, a priest tasting the forbidden fruit and barely able to keep himself from eating it all.”
Priest is brilliantly written and as afraid as I was to read it, I’m now afraid for all of you who won’t read it for the same reasons I almost didn’t. If you are on the fence with this one, then it’s not for me to tell you where to push your spiritual boundaries to. But if you already read these types of books, then you will not be disappointed with Priest!!!
Here are my suggestions if you do decide to take the leap as I did;
#1. Be wearing Sham-wow panties or overnight super heavy flow pads while reading.
#2. Have your husband, boyfriend or BOB very handy while reading.
#3. Confess that you read Priest by Sierra Simone to all your back door reading friends because if you’re like me, you keep your reading life hidden from your real life so that none of your church family shows up at your house crying and praying for your soul. But seriously, you’ll want to tell your secret reading friends about this book, and you’ll want to do it often!!!
#1. Be wearing Sham-wow panties or overnight super heavy flow pads while reading.
#2. Have your husband, boyfriend or BOB very handy while reading.
#3. Confess that you read Priest by Sierra Simone to all your back door reading friends because if you’re like me, you keep your reading life hidden from your real life so that none of your church family shows up at your house crying and praying for your soul. But seriously, you’ll want to tell your secret reading friends about this book, and you’ll want to do it often!!!
Blues Book Reviews gives PRIEST by Sierra Simone
FIVE SINFULLY SENSUAL SEXY SINSATIONAL STARS!!!
FIVE SINFULLY SENSUAL SEXY SINSATIONAL STARS!!!
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