I write and cry in secret. I laugh in public. I have hundreds of imaginary Facebook friends called BIFF's. We wear cat ears and say DAFUQ a lot. I sat in EL James' lap while wearing my pajamas. I panhandle for spare change in a parking garage while loading luggage for the affluent. I'm a humorist and storyteller. I tell social media about the things my husband says when I probably shouldn't but he's really quite funny. I love Jesus but I cuss a little.
Friday, December 4, 2015
Midnight Mass by Sierra Simone
Is it hot in here because it is really hot in here.
Yes I know its winter but I'm sweating like a whore in church.
Why are my glasses all fogged up?
And why are my pants wet?
And why am I sexually assaulting my husband???
Oh I'll tell you why, it's because FATHER BELL is back and he is not leaving anyone disappointed, especially me!!! And I forgot to wear my #shamwowpanties so that's why my undies are soaked.
Yes, this book is volcanically erotic.
But that's not all it is.
Midnight Mass is also magnificently written. Flawless even.
"Of all the ghosts that haunt me, it is the priest who stays the closest, who dogs my steps from dawn until dusk. It's the priest who reminds me of my sins, of everything I've left behind, of every part of secular life that is flat and colorless and petty. It is the priest who tells me to be afraid of being punished. Like I'm not already afraid. But I never expected my punishment to come so soon."
"I cultivate guilt the way a farmer cultivates land. Long furrows of regret here, heaped mounds of shame there. I weed away the excuses and the rationalizations, I water the sprouts of self-loathing with more self-loathing, I harvest it all and store it away - silos of contrition and self-condemnation and the knowledge I can't ever atone for all the things I've done wrong.
The sister I didn't save.
The vocation I abandoned.
The wife I'm neglecting."
Sierra Simone is once again absolutely brilliant with this book!! I was so worried that I would be disappointed as I have with so many other "book two's", but not only did she go beyond my expectations, she has valiantly fought and won a place as one of my "go to authors".
My list of "go to authors" is not a long list, but Sierra Simone just made that short list of mine, one name longer from her books, Priest and now Midnight Mass.
Midnight Mass made me literally "ACHE" from its nuclear hot scenes.
I. ACHED. LIKE. A. CAT. IN. HEAT.
You must get this series and make sure you are wearing your overnight pad or SHAMWOW panties because you will need them!!!!
Blue's Book Reviews gives Midnight Mass
FIVE VOLCANICALLY EROTIC WET MOP CLEAN UP ON ISLE SIX, SEVEN AND EIGHT STARS!!!
Click it. Lick it. Own it. NOW.
Priest (Book 1)
http://amzn.to/1IpxY58
Midnight Mass (Book 2)
http://amzn.to/1IpxrA0
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
If You Dare (Deanna Madden Series) by Alessandra Torre
Betrayal (Infidelity Book 1) by Aleatha Romig
Another Grand Slam from Aleatha Romig! This story had my mind trying to figure out where the twists and turns were trying to take me. I was working out combinations within my head in the same way that I would be working a Rubik's Cube in my hands.
As my imagination got carried away as to who Nox could really end up being, the author had me looking down at my hands with a jumbled up cube with no matching up colors, and no way of figuring out how she ended up leaving me shocked in the direction this story took me.
Well played, Aleatha Romig. Well played.
Betrayal sucked me in and left me gasping and needing more!
Cliffhangers leave you either loving them, hating them, or loving to hate them all at the same time.
I can't wait to see what happens next in this story of Nox and Alex!!!
I need more now!!!
FIVE BLUE STARS FOR BETRAYAL!!
Monday, November 2, 2015
Arsen by Mia Asher
When I say that this book will completely rip you a new pooter-pucker, I mean you will not be able to sit down for weeks from the butt hurt you will experience with Arsen!!!! Get the doughnut pillow ready, forget the wine, you're gonna need the hard stuff to get you through this one. Not. Kidding.
True Story.
Commodity by Shay Savage
Commodity was so unexpected. I had no idea what was awaiting me with this book. My heart raced and I was on edge.
Hannah is traveling with Falk, a body guard she's never met before. They are on their way from Atlanta to Washington to testify against a powerful business owner and politician who was running a sexual trafficking ring.
Imagine going about your day and then explosions, buildings falling, but somehow you survive it while running into a train tunnel. When you emerge, all the men in the streets seem to be dead and there are no women, children, livestock or pets anywhere. Gone. They are all gone.
There are survivors, like Hannah and Falk.
And those few survivors all seem to be all men.
The women who did manage to survive, are now a very valuable commodity in this new world and forced into sexual slavery if they are caught.
Falk's mission is to protect Hannah at all costs.
He's vowed to keep her safe.
Then, she's gone.
They took her.
Falk is mortally wounded and can't save her.
He spends months tracking and searching for her.
Never giving up.
Commodity was a roller coaster of a ride so buckle up and prepare for some sleepless nights.
I highly recommend adding Commodity to your library. I also recommend watching Skillet's "I'm Not Gonna Die Tonight" videos on YouTube to go along with this book.
Not Gonna Die by Skillet
Not Gonna Die by Skillet with Lyrics
"In a world where everything was accessible with a few clicks on a smart phone, I had nothing. In a world of chaos where we have to fight for our very existence, I have everything. I feel fine. I feel needed. I am whole again."
Blue's Book Reviews gives Commodity by Shay Savage
5 Stomach Dipping Heart Racing Stars!!
Thursday, October 22, 2015
Blue's Book Reviews PRIEST by Sierra Simone
PRIEST by Sierra Simone
#1. Be wearing Sham-wow panties or overnight super heavy flow pads while reading.
#2. Have your husband, boyfriend or BOB very handy while reading.
#3. Confess that you read Priest by Sierra Simone to all your back door reading friends because if you’re like me, you keep your reading life hidden from your real life so that none of your church family shows up at your house crying and praying for your soul. But seriously, you’ll want to tell your secret reading friends about this book, and you’ll want to do it often!!!
FIVE SINFULLY SENSUAL SEXY SINSATIONAL STARS!!!
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Blue's Book Reviews BREAKING HIM by R.k Lilley
BREAKING HIM BY R.k. Lilley
Whatever it is that he did, he’s paid his dues with pain of losing her.
BREAKING HIM by RK LILLEY
FIVE FANEFFINGSTASTIC FREAKING OUTSTANDING FREAKING MAGNIFICENT FREAKING I HIGHLIGHTED ALMOST THE WHOLE BOOK FREAKING OUT OF THIS WORLD VOCABULARY WORDS IN THIS BOOK FREAKING-A FIVE STARS!!!!

