Things My Husband Says
Episode #5849586649958. plus BONUS
Me: It hasn't been 48hrs. You know the rules. Plus you're complaining about my medication stinging you.
Him: You talk too much. Here I've got something to put in your mouth.
Me: The medication will probably burn you from my mouth too.
Him: It's a risk I'm willing to take.
Me: No. You'll take too long and make my TMJ flair up.
Him: If you do it right it won't take long.
Me: Oh, I'm doing it wrong then huh?
Him: There's always room for improvement so you should be practicing more.
Me: I made you cry last time so I think there is nothing left to improve on!
Him: I don't remember doing that. I must have blacked out. It doesn't count if I blacked out.